bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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