Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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