I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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