i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
It's just like the Real World with babies
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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