I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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