you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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