i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
this just has baby written all over it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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