What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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