I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
third nipple confirmed
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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