butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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