try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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