that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
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That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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