I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
