just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
