i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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