They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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