It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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