I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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