It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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