My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Randomize
