You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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