wat bout pragnant strippers??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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