You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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