And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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