Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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