so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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