He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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