You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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