i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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