How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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