So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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I need you to use more vowels.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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