Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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