what if I'm pregnant?
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I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
why do cheetos always look like penises
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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