Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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