I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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