More tranny stories later!
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
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