did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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