She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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