i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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