Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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