my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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