her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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