im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How does one acquire holy water?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
