Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
