I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize