Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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