i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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