VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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