So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
