brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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