That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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