Dual....:-)
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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