Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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