Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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